July 12
Top Ten Reasons You Know South
10. It’s often colder inside the house than outside.
9. Inside the house, my towel won’t dry (showering towel).
8. When I take a warm shower, my toes hurt due to thawing.
7. When I breathe in the house I can see my breath.
6. When I urinate in the bathroom, I can see “steam.” (and I’m holding my breath)
4. I went to a birthday party last week, and the two girls who were dancing the MOST, had the largest coats on (NYish style).
3. My church uses outdoor heaters indoors.
2. When you sit on the toilet, the cold of the seat makes the waste rush back into your body. The waste then speaks. “It’s too cold to come out.”
1. When my refrigerator and freezer had broken and stopped working for TWO days while I was in Stellenbosch, upon my return, I asked my housemates if I should throw some food away. They told me, “No, nothing defrosted!!” WHAT??!!
QUIZ TIME!!!!!
- What is the one vegetable that is always sold as is and is never sold sliced, diced, minced, cubed, pressed, cooked, sautéed, pureed, etc.?
Lettuce (MKDauria)
- What is the only North American landmark that is moving backwards?
- What is the only fruit with its seeds on the outside?
Strawberries (Valerie)
Someone said berries but that is a category of fruit, not a specific fruit itself.
- The spirit called pear brandy is usually sold in a bottle that contains a pear in it. The pear adds to the flavor of the drink. How do they get the pear in the brandy bottle?
Funny answers include:
They put in dehydrated pair
They blew the bottle around the pear (glass blowing).
- What are the only 3 words in the English language that begin with the letters “dw”?
Dwell (any form of it)
Dwarf (any form)
Dwindle (any form, Valerie)
Someone has brought to my attention the word dweeb, but I was not looking at this as it requires a modern dictionary (maybe 1990s+) reflecting the linguistic dynamics of our time.
- What are the two vegetables that continue to grow perennially without having to replant, reseed, or sow them again into the ground?
Asparagus (Valerie), rhubarb
The trouble with this question was the definition of the word vegetable and the definition of growing without replanting which might be different than accidentally reseeding or regerminating in the ground. So people have mentioned onions, garlic, Thai peppers, Swiss chard, spinach (good answer, I like this one), etc.
- McDonald’s is involved in two world affairs measures. One is called the Big Mac Index which is an index of the big Mac’s price in countries around the world in order to compare aspects of the economies. The other is Golden Arches Theory which states that no two countries with a McDonald’s have ever gone to war with each other. This theory was violated for the first time in recent history (let’s say past 50 years). What two countries battles or war violated this?
Someone said
I’ve only found MaDonalds (imitation) in northern
Someone else thought I was joking, so here is an article talking about the Big Mac Index and burgernomics.
http://www.economist.com/finance/displayStory.cfm?story_id=11793125&fsrc=nwlptwfree
I will leave it up to you to find the Golden Arches Theory.
UPDATE
Hello, this is Victor. Good to hear from you and see you. It seems that the quiz last time drew much interest. I hope the answers helped. Usually when it involved a fruit or a vegetable there were more answers than my questions suggested due to the biodiversity of fruits and vegetables around the world. In the tropics, for instance, there are fruits that are not found anywhere else in the world, even, I’m told, a tropical fruit that has seeds on its outside. Secondly was the definition of words like vegetable and war. Sometimes people suggested tubers or roots or someone suggested NATO going into a country constituted war. Hopefully those questions are cleared now including the MaDonalds in
This has been a quiet week for me full of many laughs. My good friend Adrianne (grew up with me) flew into
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